I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
