He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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