I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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