i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
