Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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