4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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