Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You can't motorboat a personality
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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