Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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