Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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