I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
