Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
His nipple licking is glorious
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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