There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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