come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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