I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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