they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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