Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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