bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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