She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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