i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
