rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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