The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
do nipples grow back?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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