He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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