just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I wear drunk well.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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