Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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