dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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