i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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