I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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