what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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