I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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