Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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