When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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