I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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