No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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