You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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