If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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