I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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