I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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