just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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