That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
