I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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