I like my sex mixed with concussions.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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