If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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