you would pick up someone in the library
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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