just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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