I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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