went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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