I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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