Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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