Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You were trust falling into bushes
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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