Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
