Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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