going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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