Will you blow on my dice?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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