Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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