I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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