I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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